[ElDiabloJoe]

Originally Posted by Jimmydoodlebug

People want to tell you that The Villages has the highest STD rate on Planet Earth. They look at you like you never heard that before...

I think it's great. I never explain, except to immediate family whose opinions matter to me. Otherwise, the more that think that, the fewer that come down and crowd everything up. Kinda slowing the migration, if you will.

[Velvet]

[QUOTE=Josephjmarchese;2283875]

Originally Posted by RCJ61

I love when I tell people I own a home in the Villages. Seems to be what most people know about it. Always makes for a great conversation if nothing else.[/QUOT

It seems like it’s the only thing they know about the Villages! Then I ask they if they want to come down and fool around! lol. Almost all say “no thanks” Although one guy surprised me and asked for my address ! I told him that when he came down we can talk about him getting better Medicare supplement insurance. He tore up my address! Thank you God!

I didn’t think of that one! Going to borrow it from you. Lol.

[fdpaq0580]

Originally Posted by ElDiabloJoe

I think it's great. I never explain, except to immediate family whose opinions matter to me. Otherwise, the more that think that, the fewer that come down and crowd everything up. Kinda slowing the migration, if you will.

Slowing the migration? Or just changing the appeal to a different demographic.

[RCJ61]

Originally Posted by Jimmydoodlebug

People want to tell you that The Villages has the highest STD rate on Planet Earth. They look at you like you never heard that before. I don't argue I just say it's not that bad I've only had the clap twice since I moved here. Well, crabs once, does that count?

I'll use that one next time. 👍

[Vermilion Villager]

Loofas was so yesterday's news.
NOW...its all about shoe and sandal colors, shirt tags in or out, belts, hats and hair pins.
COME ON PEOPLE!!!! IT'S TIME TO BE SINGLE AND READY TO MINGLE!!!!

[Barborv]

I can't even tell you how many people would make those comments. I explain the STD story. Years ago a female gynecologist did a report that the Villages had a high number of STDs. Her article was later retracted. You can't make that statement without doing the math. The number of people living in TV was probably at that time 50 % higher than all other retirement communities. The loofah stories , i doubt it very much. I even asked on another occassion on here that if there is any truth to it please inform. Inquisitive minds want to know! I also know about the collar up on men, gold shoes on the town square for women, etc. Well, all I have to say is that I'm very insulted because no one has ever approached me and I have worn several gold shoes, before I knew the gold shoe story. A friend back home as a joke bought me two orange loofas. He had seen the chart of what the colors mean. He asked what does orange mean and I told him, it will mean STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!! LOLOLOL

[PurePeach]

Originally Posted by Vermilion Villager

Loofas was so yesterday's news.
NOW...its all about shoe and sandal colors, shirt tags in or out, belts, hats and hair pins.
COME ON PEOPLE!!!! IT'S TIME TO BE SINGLE AND READY TO MINGLE!!!!

Well, I want to be trendy, so tell me about the shoes colors, shirt tags, belts, hats, and hair pins!!!!

[Blackbird45]

If I attach a Brillo pad instead of a loofah, would that mean I'm into S&M?

[fdpaq0580]

Originally Posted by Blackbird45

If I attach a Brillo pad instead of a loofah, would that mean I'm into S&M?

Now that is funny!😂

[FredMitchell]

Originally Posted by Stu from NYC

Is the club just for males and females or for any of the other 47 sexes I have heard about?

Both, but the other 47 can be identified by their pastel coloration.

[Stu from NYC]

Originally Posted by Blackbird45

If I attach a Brillo pad instead of a loofah, would that mean I'm into S&M?

But you would be nice and clean and red all over

[Nancy@Pinellas]

Yep, all urban legend.

[Whitley]

Originally Posted by jimbomaybe

Perhaps I have made a mistake and am flying under false colors, I found a pink dayglo tennis ball, added a marker smiley face, stuck it on the roof antenna to help me locate my old Honda in large parking lots , nothing else ?? am I sending an unintended signal, the more HIP can better inform me

Tell me what you are into, and I will let you know if you being misleading with the pink tennis ball. One important detail, do the corners of the smile go above the eyes of below?

[Whitley]

Originally Posted by Stu from NYC

Is the club just for males and females or for any of the other 47 sexes I have heard about?

47 you say. What are you stuck in the 90's. The amount of GENDERS (not sexes) is infinite. I read an article in teen Vogue about a gender fluid born female individual. In the first paragraph the person was called, him, her, she, they and them (a he would have gotten the royal flush). And God help you if you misgender that brave and stunning individual.

[Whitley]

Originally Posted by Nancy@Pinellas

Yep, all urban legend.

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